


Dear Human,
We get it.
Learning how to take care of your body is hard.
You're constantly worried about when the next joint pain will randomly hit you.
At the same time, you’re listening to “professionals” convince you they know what they’re talking about 🤔
It’s a mess.
The fitness industry throws a thousand different things at you.
One day it's stretching.
The next day it's influencer mobility drills.
Then your physical therapist tells you everything will be fine, as long as you never move again 🙄
Every new trend promises it will fix your body
So you try the next thing…
Hoping it will finally work 🤞🏽
The real issue is that the entire fitness industry runs on what I call the
"Fitness Novelty Machine" 🤡
It’s not that you’re not trying hard enough.
It’s that most training systems are built on sheer guesswork and novelty.
They recycle cookie cutter routines or throw 💩 at the wall hoping something sticks.
Here’s the truth most people in the industry won’t tell you.
Your body doesn’t break down randomly.
It breaks down because some parts of your body move too much, while others move too little.
Sometimes they don’t move at all.
What we teach you is how to restore the proper ratios between moving parts in the body 🛠️
That might sound complicated.
But it isn’t..
So long as you understand the fundamentals we’ve simplified in this program.
I’ve spent tens of thousands of hours mapping out movement problems most people in the industry simply weren’t driven to solve.
And you get the benefit of all that work 💪🏼
Believe it or not, there’s an intuitive wisdom in all of us that allows the body to heal.
Your body knows how to repair itself 🧬
So long as you give it the correct feedback.
The Functional Patterns 10 Week Online Program shows you exactly how to apply that feedback to your body.















Designed to help you achieve real,
lasting results that stick for the long run.
Join our structured 10-week program designed to help you achieve real, lasting results. Get expert guidance, proven strategies, and the support you need to reach your goals faster.
Mariko
Mariko
Our online programs were designed so that you can grab a few simple tools and get to training wherever you go. The 10-week online program can be done with the following tools:
• 3 inch MFR ball, or Lacrosse ball or tennis ball
• 5 inch MFR Ball, or Medicine ball or basketball/volleyball
• Foam roller or 4-inch PVC pipe
• FP massage cane or Theracane
• Mace bell or Broomstick handle
• Dumbbells
• Resistance Band and handle
This program was planned so that it can be completed from the comfort of your own home. Many of the tools can be substituted with other tools around the house. Feel free to get creative. You can also join our Facebook group, Functional Patterns Doers to see how others have gone about it.
The simple answer is that FP is for you if you are human. We focus on getting you to optimize the precision of the First Four movement patterns, i.e., standing, walking, running, and throwing. No matter who you are or your age or fitness level, you will be doing these things as long as you are alive. So, doesn’t it make sense to learn how to do them well to avoid injuries and manage pain effectively? The 10-week program is precisely the program that teaches you how to do this in easy, bite-size pieces.
You live a busy life and need a training system that can work around your schedule. The 10-week program was designed so that you can make the most of your training time. For the best results, we recommend dedicating 45 minutes to training sessions and aiming to train 3-5 times per week.
We have helped 1000’s worldwide get phenomenal results, reduce chronic pains, and reclaim functionality in their body by learning to move better. Instead of focusing on individual symptoms, FP seeks out the root cause of imbalances that prevent optimal system function. When you aim to find balance with movement, exercise, and environmental exposure, you build the foundation to take yourself out of degeneration and into regeneration.
Yes! our online programs are available on our proprietary Learning Management System. This can be saved to your device as an app using the instructions at this link.

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